3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald’s drive-through.
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
And to finish up quickly…
28. Can’t forget about this:
30. THE END.
Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!
Note: Some list items were swapped.
- Joyce Mitchell, the prison worker who was accused of helping inmates Richard Matt and David Sweat escape from a New York prison, pleaded guilty and faces up to seven years in prison.
- Several people have been wounded after a shooting near Barcelona's famed La Rambla street, according to Spanish media.
- President Obama addressed the 54-member African Union, a first for a sitting U.S. president. The speech marks the end of his historic five-day trip to East Africa.