The 30 Most Portland Things That Have Ever Happened In Portland

Turns out it’s just like the show.

1. A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:

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2. Someone locked their Hula-Hoop to a bike rack:

ID: 915730

3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:

ID: 915702

4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:

ID: 915668

5. Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:

ID: 803120

6. “Trek in the Park” happened:

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7. Bacon Mondays:

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8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald’s drive-through.

ID: 915728

9. Service cats:

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10. The LARP club was established:

ID: 915735

11. This was a news story:

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12. Also this:

ID: 915630

13. A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:

ID: 915752

14. Someone found a chicken:

ID: 915955

15. Someone else was missing a chicken:

ID: 803124

16. Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:

ID: 915756

17. Someone sold their drag queen kit at a garage sale:

ID: 915787

18. Two jellyfish closed down a street:

ID: 915794

19. A woman covered her entire body in leaves:

ID: 915786

20. A baby was stolen:

ID: 915797

21. Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:


ID: 915799

22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:

ID: 915806

23. The “PoeTree”:

ID: 915813

24. “Birds on Things”:

ID: 915812

And to finish up quickly…

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25. This happened:

ID: 803104

26. So did this:

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27. This:

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28. Can’t forget about this:

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29. This too:

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30. THE END.

Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!

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Note: Some list items were swapped.

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