3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald’s drive-through.
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
And to finish up quickly…
28. Can’t forget about this:
30. THE END.
Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!
Note: Some list items were swapped.
- BP has agreed to pay a $18.7 billion fine to settle legal actions over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
- Boko Haram has killed 97 people at mosques in northeastern Nigeria, a government official told AP.
- Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb, a Democrat with a military background, is running for president.
- Tidal is now the only place you can stream Prince's music. He's pulled his work from other services, like Spotify.