1. A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:
3. A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
4. That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
5. Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:
8. A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald’s drive-through.
13. A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:
16. Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:
21. Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:
WHY IS THIS A THING?
22. Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
And to finish up quickly…
28. Can’t forget about this:
30. THE END.
Vegan Free-Range Christmas Trees for all, and to all a good night!
Note: Some list items were swapped.
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