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1. Billy Ray Cyrus
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2. Jon Gosselin
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3. Mickey Rourke
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4. Michael Lohan
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5. Peter Andre
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6. Kevin Federline
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7. Uncle Jesse
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8. Pete Wentz
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9. Hulk Hogan
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10. Matthew Mcconaughey
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11. Scott Baio
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12. Mel Gibson
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13. Donald Trump
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14. Dr. Phil
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15. Bill O'Reilly
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16. Bret Michaels
He has kids!
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17. Tom Cruise
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18. A-Rod
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19. Bono
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20. P. Diddy
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21. Mark Wahlberg
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22. Carlos Mencia
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23. Sylvester Stilone
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24. Alec Baldwin
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25. Stan's Dad
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26. Dick Cheney
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27. Levi Johnston
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28. O.J. Simpson
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29. George W. Bush
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30. Gene Simmons
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31. Paternity Guests On Maury
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32. David Hasselhoff
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33. Flavor Flav
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34. Joe The Plumber
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35. Sean Hannity
The 35 Douchiest Dads
I'm a little late on this one, but Happy Fathers Day. These dads are pretty big douches. Agreed? And who'd I miss? [Update: I added everyone's suggestions. We're up to 35! This is turning out to be quite a douchey list.]
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- christineb4 thinks The 35 Douchiest Dads is Old, Win & Trashy
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Peter Andre married a woman with a handicapped kid and took care of that kid as his own blood blood and who couldn't physically be passed off as either. How is that douchie????
- Joyce G. thinks The 35 Douchiest Dads is LOL
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You just don't mess with Scott Baio
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SO uh, anyone that isn't a democrat is a douchey dad? Typical dems, always so closed minded.
- Mel Say thinks The 35 Douchiest Dads is WTF
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Some of you folks might want to rethink how you define “douche.”
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Randy Marsh is not a douche!!!
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Too funny—great work Matty
- Michelle Stopera The 25 Douchiest Dads
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As soon as I saw the title of this list, I thought to myself, “All will be right with the world as long as Billy Ray Cyrus is on the list. And, it was so. #1 even! Outstanding list.
Btw, who is Peter Andre? - spurfer The 25 Douchiest Dads
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Cheney, Todd Palin, kudos on th list!
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Someone who belongs on EVERY douchebag list-OJ Simpson
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+ hasselhofffff
- Rachael P. The 25 Douchiest Dads
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WTF? where is Gene Simmons?
- kilikina07 thinks The 25 Douchiest Dads is LOL
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OMG…who in the hell would have a kid with carlos mencia..seriously. seriously….
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“Who is your daddy and what does he do?”
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- Jackson G The 25 Douchiest Dads and thinks it’s WTF & LOL
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WOW Michael Lohan is really rocking the moose knuckle, and what's with the mesh T-shirt, was that taken at his coming out party or something? Unless I missed the memo a mesh T-shirt still means you're not just gay, you're saving up for the operation. (I'm gay btw, so I can make these jokes lol)
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all the “men” who have ever sauntered across maury's stage- even if they weren't the father, i'm pretty sure they'd make horrible fathers.
& i don't think mickey has kids, just dogs. - Jennifer Abraham The 25 Douchiest Dads and thinks it’s LOL
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The Douchebag Anthem
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I disagree with Stan's dad. He is one of the best characters on South Park.
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What's the matter with Matthew Mcconaughey? He can be my daddy any day he wants. Truly, this is just a bit too facile a list, even for you guys. Where's Bush? Doesnt get much douchier than that.
- less lee The 25 Douchiest Dads
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Good list, but may I add a few? 26. Sean Hannity
27. Gene Simmons
28. Joe the Plumber
29. Flavor Flav
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