• 1. A VW Beetle

    Edward Smith is in love with his VW Beetle named Vanilla. Fidelity appears to be a gray area though, because he has no problem getting down with other cars, including a vehicle belonging to the film crew. via .

  • 2. The Berlin Wall

    Although Eija remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall. Eija, who lives in Liden, northern Sweden, said: “I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. “The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier. While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Wall was largely torn down in 1989, poor Eija was devastated. She’s never been back and now keeps models depicting “his” former glory.

  • 3. A Bow

    Before she fell in love with the Eiffel Tower, Erika Eiffel was in love with her bow named Lance. She was initially attracted to his looks. She explains their relationship as “hot and heavy.” With the help of her bow Erika won a medal in the Olympics, but soon after she fell out of love. Her archery skills have never been the same since.

  • 4. The Twin Towers

    On Sept. 11, 2001, Berlin resident Sandy K.’s beloved was publicly executed on the streets of New York. Here she is clenching models of the two. Objectum-Sexuals typically collect models of their lovers. via

  • 5. Bridges

    Sisters Erika and Eija-Riitta hold up models of previous flames.

  • 6. A Fence

    According to the official Objectum-Sexual website, “The Red Fence is cherished by Eija-Riitta as an object she holds dear to her heart. As a tribute to her courage and devotion, Röda Staketet is to the objectùm-sexual community… our symbol.”

  • 7. A Japanese Anime Character

    Taichi Takashita is in love with a cartoon. He says, “I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world.” Here is is clenching his cartoon lover.

  • 8. An Amusement Park Ride

    “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever.” Amy Wolfe said. Amy first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally “I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.” Now her feelings are public. She’s marrying the ride. via . Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

  • 9. Real Dolls

    This is Billy and his doll Chee Chan. When she first came in his life it was sex sex sex sex sex. Now it’s tapered off into words. According to Billy, they’re always there for each other.

  • 10. The Eiffel Tower

    The most famous object/human relationship. “Her structure is just amazing. You know, she’s got subtle, subtle curves, you know.” The two were married in a commitment ceremony in 2008.

  • 11. A Steam Locomotive

    41-year-old Joachim A. recognized and accepted his inclination when he was just 12 years old. It was then that he fell head over heels “into an emotionally and physically very complex and deep relationship, which lasted for years.” His partner back then was a Hammond organ — he has now been in a steady relationship with a steam locomotive for several years. Since he is particularly aroused by the inner workings of technical objects, repair jobs have often led to infidelity in the past. “A love affair could very well begin with a broken radiator,” the now monogamous lover says, remembering how his earlier affairs began. via .

  • 12. A Helicoptor

    Edward Smith’s most intense sexual experience was “making love” to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. In 1991 she (the helicopter) crash landed killing all-aboard ending this relationship.

  • 13. A Guillotine

    Eija-Riitta of Sweden was once in love with a guillotine. This is a picture of her trying out the goods.

  • 14. Another Fence

    Here’s a picture Ms. Eiffel demonstrating how she does it with a fence. This was a fling.

  • 15. A Couch

    This is fictional, but still counts. Richard Burgi from Nip Tuck had a sexual relationship with a couch.