• 1. On masturbation:

  • 2. On oil seepage:

  • 3. On Creationism:

  • 4. On the Bible:

  • 5. On co-ed dorms:

  • 6. On psychics:

  • 7. On feminism/being an English major:

  • 8. On women in the military:

  • 9. On masturbation, again:

  • 10. On drag queen balls:

  • 11. On The Lord Of The Rings:

  • 12. On nude sunbathing:

  • 13. On freak dancing: