1. WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UNSEE.
2. TAN MOM MULTIPLYING.
3. A SUN WITH TAN MOM’S FACE IN IT WITH BIRDS FLOATING BY.
4. TAN MOM’S FACE DOING THINGS FACES SHOUDN’T DO.
5. TAN MOM IN A BLUE BIKINI KISSING SOME DUDE WITH FROSTED TIPS.
6. TAN MOM BEING FONDLED IN A BLACK WIG BY THE DUDE WITH FROSTED TIPS IN A ROOM FULL OF CRUCIFIXES.
7. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
8. REALLY, I WARNED YOU.
9. WATCH HERE:
Here Are Today's Top Stories
- [A Harris County, Texas, sheriff's deputy was ambushed Friday night when a man walked up and repeatedly shot him from behind. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/sheriffs-deputy-shot-dead-in-ambush-at-texas-gas-station)
- [Dominica Prime Minister Roosevelt Skerrit said that Tropical Storm Erika killed 20 people there, and set the island back 20 years from the damage. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/stephaniemcneal/at-least-5-people-are-missing-after-tropical-storm-erika-thr)
- [Police are investigating the death of Jamycheal Mitchell, who was arrested months ago in Virginia for allegedly stealing about $5 worth of groceries. He was found dead in his jail cell last week. ›] (http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/black-man-held-for-months-for-stealing-5-worth-of-snacks-fou)