1. WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UNSEE.
2. TAN MOM MULTIPLYING.
3. A SUN WITH TAN MOM’S FACE IN IT WITH BIRDS FLOATING BY.
4. TAN MOM’S FACE DOING THINGS FACES SHOUDN’T DO.
5. TAN MOM IN A BLUE BIKINI KISSING SOME DUDE WITH FROSTED TIPS.
6. TAN MOM BEING FONDLED IN A BLACK WIG BY THE DUDE WITH FROSTED TIPS IN A ROOM FULL OF CRUCIFIXES.
7. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
8. REALLY, I WARNED YOU.
9. WATCH HERE:
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