WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO UNSEE.
A SUN WITH TAN MOM'S FACE IN IT WITH BIRDS FLOATING BY.
TAN MOM'S FACE DOING THINGS FACES SHOUDN'T DO.
TAN MOM IN A BLUE BIKINI KISSING SOME DUDE WITH FROSTED TIPS.
TAN MOM BEING FONDLED IN A BLACK WIG BY THE DUDE WITH FROSTED TIPS IN A ROOM FULL OF CRUCIFIXES.