he must only eat at these competitions

The Japanese have magic toilets with heaters and remote controls. Everyone there has bowels of power. I think? I could be wrong.

I thought he stopped doing these competitions because he had developed an arthritic condition in his jaw from too much use.

Oi the heartburn I would get.

I can't even imagine what it's like to try to digest 5 and3/4 pounds of pizza hut food.

They don't show his chair. His stained, wet, splattered chair.

JEALOUS!

it goes into their decadent macaroni with bacon.