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Matt, how about a pic of your “arms”?

Was anyone else disappointed that Edward Penishands only had two massive penises instead of hands, and not 5 penises on each hand like fingers?

Post-movie career for Sly:
Reality show proctologist to the Hollywood gays!
Call it “The ExPANdables”

Ohhhhh, barrrrrrrrf…! Dude. Madonna called and she wants her Skeletor costume back!

Hopefully this picture will inspire Carly Simon to record some new music! Eh? Hmm? No? Okay. Everybody already made the good penis/arm jokes, so I had to make the best of what I had.

HAHAHA @ penis arms

A Paramedic's wet dream.

WOW button needed.
Maybe a
HFS button, if he starts running towards the photographer.

He's not talking about the veins. Matt's penis has a hand at the end of it and wears a watch.

my arms look like this, and this is what everyone says about them. my arms are just, uhm, not nearly that big.

Matt, if your penis looks like this, you seriously need to get it checked, dude.  There's normal, healthy veins… and then there's Ren-and-Stimpy-syndrome.

Stallone does not have CHF, but he does have moose knuckle.