Sweet Brown: The New Queen Of Instagram

Move over Rihanna, Sweet Brown has you beat.

Long ago, last year, Sweet Brown gained worldwide fame for “not having time for that”. If you love her as much as I do, then I have good news for you: she’s on Instagram, and she is very, very funny.

Her captions are the best, and you should definitely follow her here.

For reference:
1. She either tags things #igotstimeforthat
2. Or #aintnobodygottimeforthat
3. She calls her fans “Sweet Brownies”

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2. This is her and a skull:

#Aintnobodygottimefahdis prehistoric thang! Lol!

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3. She says “Klawd Have Mercy” a lot:

Klawd Have Mercy!!!! She didn’t grab no pants or nothing Jesus! #aintnobodygottimeforthat @mssnita

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4. This is her and some homeless person on the street:

I love all my #sweetbrownies maybe that little bit will help her get some help for her multiple personalities and bronchitis, Jesus!

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I had to help her #sweetbrownies! At least she was being truthful, Jesus!

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6. Her and Antoine Dodson:

Auntie bout to go hide her #coldpop #Jesus it’s the sweetest #sweetbrownie @antionedodson #igottimeforthat

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7. This a picture of the milk she just drank:

Klawd have mercy! The Lord is my Shepard…. I hope he don’t make me lie down from drankn this!!! Jesus, be a fence! I hope this ain’t the real expiration date!

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8. This is what she thinks of Honey Boo Boo:

#LawdJesus Jesus Jesus Jesus! #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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9. This is is what she thinks about grilling on a toilet:

Klawd have mercy! They barBQin in that, Jesus! #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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10. This is what she thinks about this woman’s derrière:

#LordJesus please take that Victorias back! Your secret is already out, try Penney’s! #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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11. She was Super Sweet Brown for Halloween, and she took a picture with some dude with a giant dong:

#LawdJesus #aintnobodygottimeforthat #Lumpy’s

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12. This is her being the Statue Of Liberty:

#LordJesus I’m lookin like the Statue of Liberty

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13. Here’s an instagram of a sippie cup wine glass:

Now, #igottimeforthat! Keep it classy, LordJesus

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14. Her and her dad’s ashes. She posts pictures of his ashes a lot.

Dat’s my daddy there… #lawdjesus RIP daddy!

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15. Bronchitis pics, obv:

The stairs done got me…. I got bronchitis! #Aintnobodygottimeforthat

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16. Don’t expect much duck face #aintnobodygottimeforthat

#LawdJesus Look at my duck face! Lol! #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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17. This is her brother:

Look at my brother Shane and his throw back phone trying to take pics of everybody w his government flipper! Lol! #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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18. This is just hilarious:

Thank God that Peter is in the Pan! #LawdJesus #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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19. #nofilter

They be like #nofilter! Girl #aintnobodygottimeforthat Lol!!!!

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20. This is some lady she instagram’d at the gym:

Pass the offering plate #sweetbrownies! Sister Rita president of the usher board is workin it out in the gym #Jesus! #ushergloves #church #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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21. Her instagrams of food are even funny:

Ahh… No they didn’t Jesus! I want some real food! #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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22. And here’s some dude passed out on a plane:

#LordJesus my poor little #sweetbrownie is going in Jesus! Ha!

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Reminder: Follow her here!

I love you, Sweet Brown!

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