Long ago, last year, Sweet Brown gained worldwide fame for “not having time for that”. If you love her as much as I do, then I have good news for you: she’s on Instagram, and she is very, very funny.
Her captions are the best, and you should definitely follow her here.
1. She either tags things #igotstimeforthat
2. Or #aintnobodygottimeforthat
3. She calls her fans “Sweet Brownies”
2. This is her and a skull:
#Aintnobodygottimefahdis prehistoric thang! Lol!
3. She says “Klawd Have Mercy” a lot:
Klawd Have Mercy!!!! She didn’t grab no pants or nothing Jesus! #aintnobodygottimeforthat @mssnita
4. This is her and some homeless person on the street:
I love all my #sweetbrownies maybe that little bit will help her get some help for her multiple personalities and bronchitis, Jesus!
I had to help her #sweetbrownies! At least she was being truthful, Jesus!
6. Her and Antoine Dodson:
Auntie bout to go hide her #coldpop #Jesus it’s the sweetest #sweetbrownie @antionedodson #igottimeforthat
7. This a picture of the milk she just drank:
Klawd have mercy! The Lord is my Shepard…. I hope he don’t make me lie down from drankn this!!! Jesus, be a fence! I hope this ain’t the real expiration date!
8. This is what she thinks of Honey Boo Boo:
#LawdJesus Jesus Jesus Jesus! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
9. This is is what she thinks about grilling on a toilet:
Klawd have mercy! They barBQin in that, Jesus! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
10. This is what she thinks about this woman’s derrière:
#LordJesus please take that Victorias back! Your secret is already out, try Penney’s! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
11. She was Super Sweet Brown for Halloween, and she took a picture with some dude with a giant dong:
#LawdJesus #aintnobodygottimeforthat #Lumpy’s
12. This is her being the Statue Of Liberty:
#LordJesus I’m lookin like the Statue of Liberty
13. Here’s an instagram of a sippie cup wine glass:
Now, #igottimeforthat! Keep it classy, LordJesus
14. Her and her dad’s ashes. She posts pictures of his ashes a lot.
Dat’s my daddy there… #lawdjesus RIP daddy!
15. Bronchitis pics, obv:
The stairs done got me…. I got bronchitis! #Aintnobodygottimeforthat
16. Don’t expect much duck face #aintnobodygottimeforthat
#LawdJesus Look at my duck face! Lol! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
17. This is her brother:
Look at my brother Shane and his throw back phone trying to take pics of everybody w his government flipper! Lol! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
18. This is just hilarious:
Thank God that Peter is in the Pan! #LawdJesus #aintnobodygottimeforthat
They be like #nofilter! Girl #aintnobodygottimeforthat Lol!!!!
20. This is some lady she instagram’d at the gym:
Pass the offering plate #sweetbrownies! Sister Rita president of the usher board is workin it out in the gym #Jesus! #ushergloves #church #aintnobodygottimeforthat
21. Her instagrams of food are even funny:
Ahh… No they didn’t Jesus! I want some real food! #aintnobodygottimeforthat
22. And here’s some dude passed out on a plane:
#LordJesus my poor little #sweetbrownie is going in Jesus! Ha!
Reminder: Follow her here!
I love you, Sweet Brown!
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