“…the student indicated premeditation…” Really? You sure it wasn't one of those spontaneous pies?

the student was supposed to use a fake, whipped cream pie. a real pie was thrown in the teacher's face. i suppose that might hurt, depending on the crunchiness of the crust.

What kind of pie was it?? Apple? Blueberry? What crappy reporting, holding back crucial details of the case.

Sounds like we've got ourselves a case of first-degree pieslaughter.

“the girl, like, i guess, like, she got suspended, and… ridiculous.”
THAT'S ridiculous.

This is front page-worthy?

Unless that pie had nuts in it, I'm calling utter bullshit.

Just another reason to delete the facebook account

I'm so sick of hearing about school officials going to Facebook for proof of a student's behavior.

A whipped cream-filled tin isn't a pie. Poorly named contest.

Unless it was official school policy to only use 'fake pies' I don't see what the problem is. It's not like it was filled with fire ants.

Clearly these teachers are God-tier trolls.

…What.