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    Rita Ora Wants To Remake "Lady Marmalade" And THAT IS NOT OK

    THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

    Ring the alarm. Sound the buzzers. Call your grandmother. Head to a church. Complain on social media. WE ALL NEED JESUS RIGHT NOW. This is a pop music emergency!

    RITA ORA WANTS TO REMAKE THE ICONIC, LEGENDARY, AND UNTOUCHABLE 2001 CLASSIC "LADY MARMALADE."

    In an interview with The Sun via NME, Rita Ora said:

    "It's always been my goal to create another 'Lady Marmalade." I'm trying to round up the troops - I think it would be me, Miley, Charli XCX - she'd be fun - and Iggy."

    UMMMMM...

    CAN...

    ... YOU...

    ... LITERALLY...

    ... NOT?!?!?!

    GARGOYLES. PSYCHICS. EVERYTHING UNGODLY etc.

    Everything about the 2001 version of "Lady Marmalade" was carefully crafted and perfectly executed. Everything.

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    No one with hair that crimped and makeup that crazy could ever hit those high notes.

    There can never be another Mya (or there could be...but you know what I mean).

    I love ya, Charli...but that was a job for Pink.

    And lastly,

    IT'S STRAIGHT-UP TRIGGERING THAT RITA ORA WOULD EVEN DARE TO THINK IGGY IS A REPLACEMENT FOR QUEEN KIM.

    Stop the madness. End up on the right side of history. #StopRitaOra.