whoa whoa whoa
i did not press win
wtf

Where's the demo?

I have a feeling I would go immediately limp if that thing got anywhere near me.

I'd dare someone to put their mouth on it.

I'd hate to be the second person to use that.

And this is how Androids are made

Is there a semen shortage going on?

The greasy fingerprints alone make me “BORK!!!” at the thought of it.

robotic fleshlight.

step aside ill show you how its done

I liked it better when GossipBerry posted it yesterday.

Why would you stick your finger in it? I hope it wasn't used.

Whyyyy would you stick your finger in it?

Stick a scary doll-head on top and VOILA: the stuff that impotence-inducing nightmares are made of.

Question 2: Does it come in a portable size?

Question #1: Where can I get one?

Then you just reverse the electrical plug and it becomes the “Bukkaketron 3000”.