You know you’re a DiCaprihoe if…
21. You wish you were the milk in that measuring cup.
You secretly hated Rose.
15. The way his cigarettes swirl in his mouth make you verbally “unf.”
14. A little piece of you dies every time you see him shirtless.
13. You are probably looking at his nipple right now.
12. You think this picture is totally ridiculous/makes no sense but you also find it oddly appealing.
This picture of him wearing all of his clothes in a waterfall is also oddly appealing to you.
11. His baggy suits never bothered you.
Because he wouldn’t be wearing baggy suits if he was with you. He wouldn’t be wearing anything at all!
10. Check please! You’d take it home.
6. *Gets strength from licking Leo’s tear*
4. This is even kind of sexy to you. KIND OF.
3. Also kind of sexy.
LOL jk. What the fuck, Leo? Love you anyway <3
2. If he left his cocktail on a table you would drink it.
1. And if he ever did this in front of you you would probably be arrested.
DREAMING OF YOU ALWAYS IN MY CELL BLOCK, LEO.
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