Shit People Say.

Oh, Canada.

“Hold on, this is everything *I* say.” ~ my boyfriend

oh damn. I'm guilty of all of these. =[ Except the potato chips. Thank god. “Do I look like a doily?” I would say something dumb like that. haha

first of all…. ew, i dont say any of these things. but i say samesies instead of twinsies.

girls get on my every nerve. this was hilarious.

Is this a documentary about every single girl I have ever dated?

UGH! WHY DO I SAY ALL THESE THINGS?!

Nailed it.

And here I was, thinking I'm an original type of girl. :/

Shit this girl says: “Fuck this”.

Was he meant to look like Juliette Lewis?

Fantastic.