Senator Janet Howell Attaches Rectal Exam Amendment To Anti-Abortion Bill In Virginia

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The Virginia legislature is trying to pass a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion. According to CBS:

The legislation would require all women seeking abortions to have an ultrasound image taken to determine the gestational age of the fetus. It says each patient must be given the opportunity to see the image or hear the fetal heartbeat, but not required to do so.

After the ultrasound, women who live less than 100 miles from the medical facility would have to wait at least 24 hours before having the abortion except in the event of a medical emergency. Women who live more than 100 miles away would have to wait only two hours.

Senator Janet Howell didn't think this was fair.

So, she proposed an amendment that would require men to to undergo a digital rectal exam and cardiac stress test before being treated for erectile dysfunction.

She told the Huffington Post:

The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we're going to do that to women, why not do that to men?

Unfortunately, in the end, the amendement didn't pass. It was narrowly rejected by a vote of 21 to 19. It should be noted that there are only 7 women in the Virginia senate. 6 of them voted in favor of Senator Howell's amendment.

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  • It should have passed!

    Daena A.
    3 months ago
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  • AWESOME. Too bad it didn't pass.

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    3 months ago
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  • If only all Democrats had her balls…

    hornerybastard
    3 months ago
  • SLOW CLAP TO END ALL SLOW CLAPS

    Rare Parrot
    3 months ago
  • Her face gave me erectile dysfunction

    classynotclassic
    3 months ago
  • Go Obies! (Janet Howell went to my alma mater.)

    Cinnamon Broom
    3 months ago
  • Very brilliant. I'm perplexed by the anti abortion argument… Mainly because the people who are anti abortion tend to be anti birth control too. If you don't want people to have abortions, why not let people prevent pregnancy for themselves? Oh wait, I forgot… That's because sex is evil and should only be done in wedlock for the sake of having children… so sayith one religious group's beliefs.  I really hate that religion is trying to dictate what should and shouldn't be to the whole country, regardless of beliefs. It's the same practice that let people justify slavery back in the day. And then they go around saying everyone is attacking Christianity.  NO. Christianity is overaggressive towards the rest of us. America was created to ESCAPE religion and here we have religion trying to swallow the rest of us up once more. We do not live in a Theocracy, and I'm sick of Christians trying to push that.  By the way, when I say Christians, I'm not speaking of ALL Christians. I am more than aware that there are very good, normal Christian out there. Unfortunately the squeaky wheel get's the oil. The crazy Christians are ruining the rest's reputation.

    Krissy Diggs
    3 months ago
  • LET ME LOVE YOU, PRO-CHOICE BAMF

    Coco
    3 months ago
  • I may be old school, but I prefer analog rectal exams.

    therblig
    3 months ago
  • I see what you did there, but can you reword the headline so that it doesn't sound like she wants to force pregnant seeking an abortion to undergo a rectal exam?
    I like her moxie. If Virginian men want Viagra, make them work for it. Maybe that's how the trip to the abortion clinic started in the first place.

    krisztinai
    3 months ago
  • .

    jasonn3
    3 months ago
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  • Oh snap! That's pretty good.

    FlickMontana
    3 months ago
  • is that Sabrina's Teenage Witch aunt?

    dnl
    3 months ago

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