I'd headbutt the fuck outta his windpipe. then mike tyson his ear!

wow, hasn't anyone else ever heard look, don't touch? This dude seriously did not act too upset, the ice sculpture dude should have iced him, lol, not literally.

fake?

the onion strikes again

Fake and unoriginal

She has fond memories of his delicate touch

stupid. “i'm tired of guys like this” how many times has this happened to him? is it the same guy that made the giant jenga sculpture too, because then i'd understand his frustration

Fake… no way was he working for 8 hours in that heat on that.

Is this the OG news network?

this was horrible

It's completely fake and not even funny.

fake… publicity stunt

i don't think he was sorry enough

He seems like a douchebag.