Most “images” as they call them (because altering a “photograph” sounds more disingenuous than altering an “image”) we see in magazines are shopped. Sadly, often, as is this one, they are shopped far past the point of being attractive.

Ricky Hollywood over here…

I seen this on the today show this morning, he thinks he is a role model for people to lose weight. Why is it that people who are obsessed with fitness think that they have to push it on to other people like a crack dealer?

Dammmmmnnnnnn

Why are our political “leaders” on the covers of health magazines?

Aaaannnnnnd … . gay.

Oh ew.

Those abs look majorly shopped to stand out.

Almost everything we hear these days about our representatives is not becoming of their position… but a posed, shirtless magazine cover? Is this for really? What a bad idea.

‘SHOPPED!

want.

From Wikipedia: “He voted against amending federal hate-crimes laws to include crimes where the victims were targeted on the basis of sexual orientation, gender identity, gender and disability. He also voted against the repeal of the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” in December 2010.” Focus, Matt, focus.

see, that’s taking it a little too far. looks like implants. just sayin’.