• Remember when Christina Aguilera had a giant blonde fro w/ braids and wore a velvet dress?

  • Remember when Christina Aguilera only wore leather chaps?

  • Remember Christina Aguilera's nipple piercing?

  • Remember when Christina Aguilera had no shame?

  • Remember when Christina Aguilera wore these classy VMA ensembles?

  • Remember when Christina Aguilera always looked dirty? Like doesn't shower dirty.

  • The vagina fire!

  • Remember when Christina Aguilera was really into makeup?

  • Remember Christina Aguilera's open crotch photo shoots?

  • And finally, remember “Dirrty”? Quite possibly one of the raunchiest videos of all time. <3 Any song that starts with “dirty, filthy, nasty” is fine with me.