8. They are master photobombers:
7. They can save you during a zombie apocalypse:
Horses are easy to maneuver through abandon car traffic jams. They are also easy, relative to cars, to re-fuel with lots of readily available food sources. Unlike gassing up a car, you aren’t limited to gas stations where there is likely to be lots of debris and rotting corpses.
6. They are the second best form of transportation when going through a drive-thru:
5. Their smiles:
Aw, horse smiles are the sweetest.
4. Their teeth:
Would you really want to eat an animal with teeth like this?
3. What this girl says: