11 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Eat A Horse

Have you heard the horrible news?!?! Horse meat might be made legal to eat in the US again. So, here are 11 very important reasons why you should NEVER eat a horse! posted

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11 Reasons Why You Should NEVER Eat A Horse
Matt Stopera

11. They love cats:

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10. They love dogs:

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9. Some of them are nuns:

You can't kill nuns!

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8. They are master photobombers:

7. They can save you during a zombie apocalypse:

Horses are easy to maneuver through abandon car traffic jams. They are also easy, relative to cars, to re-fuel with lots of readily available food sources. Unlike gassing up a car, you aren’t limited to gas stations where there is likely to be lots of debris and rotting corpses.

6. They are the second best form of transportation when going through a drive-thru:

5. Their smiles:

Aw, horse smiles are the sweetest.

4. Their teeth:

Would you really want to eat an animal with teeth like this?

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3. What this girl says:

PREACH IT.

2. Some of them have funny hairstyles:

1. You can ride them places!!!!

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  • Why don't people, who want to eat meat, get into large insects and spiders? hmm?
    Kill two birds with one stone on that one, you guys.

    monty buell
    5 months ago
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  • Actually the horse reared up, knocked Rick off, and was devoured by zombies…so I guess it kind of did. Cept for he had to crawl into a tank and wait for rescue so…not so much…

    Emily G.
    5 months ago
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  • I'll stop eating horses when they stop tasting so delicious.

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    5 months ago
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  • This is fucking hypocrisy. You eat a cow because it's accepted, but blaunch at something new? Think about it for a second. Either you eat meat or you don't, don't be scared of doing so because what you're eating is cute.

    Lady Emberheart
    5 months ago
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  • One of the horses in picture #2 looks like Ronaldinho…

    vikka
    5 months ago
  • I'm hungry

    doctor spaceman
    5 months ago
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  • #5 is Eddie Haskell. “Heh heh heh. Hey Wally, let's call up some girls and tell 'em we're talent scouts.”

    oOo
    5 months ago
  • if it's cheap and tasty i will eat horse meat no questions asked

    donvarone
    5 months ago
  • This post makes me sad because it takes itself too seriously and lists one of the reasons as “What this girl says”; a girl what can't spell sense or symbol. Horse do have funny faces though. So do birds. You ever look at a chicken? There's a “herp-a-durrr” for you.

    AlftheSacredBurro
    5 months ago
  • To me it'd be like eating a dog. I consider horses a noble animal. There can be a bond between a person and a horse that is pretty profound. Having had horses I wouldn't consider it unless in the most dire of situations.

    Brian H.
    5 months ago
  • Humans have liked eating horses since we used flint knives.

    aln2
    5 months ago
  • Thank you Matt for not being as EVIL as Jack!!!

    ekchasep
    5 months ago
  • Holy misleading headline, Batman! It isn't illegal to eat horse meat in this country, and never was. What's illegal is for USDA to spend money to inspect a facility where horses are slaughtered for human consumption. But you can slaughter and butcher horses for other purposes, and you can eat imported horse meat, or even grow your own, if you wanted. No editorial here - just the facts.

    Cinnamon Broom
    5 months ago
  • I like steak, but to eat horse meat I don't see the point it's not like we are running low on cattle or other hunting game animals.

    TxBlackLabel
    5 months ago
  • You forgot one.  They're horses…

    nanonanonano
    5 months ago
  • This just makes me wanna cry.

    tbuzz
    5 months ago
  • i'm sorry but number 3 is just too hysterical.  but really, i agree with another commenter here, if you consider one animal too cute to eat, why not the others? don't eat it if you don't want. as long as it's carefully checked and made safe for public consumption, idc.

    kona
    5 months ago
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    5 months ago

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