40. We could talk about all of the times we’ve masturbated in movie theaters to Ryan Gosling movies.
39. I think “suck it” is one of the important hand gestures of the past 20 years.
38. We could go to corgi meetups and be “those people” who don’t actually have corgis.
37. We could go to petting zoos and make fun of the mini horses haircuts.
33. Watching “Real Housewives” and eating bean dip is my ideal Saturday night.
31. Then we could make someone drive us to T-Bell and stuff our faces with Doritos tacos.
30. It’s perfect! We can lie and tell people our wounds are from drinking
29. I want to lit’rally kill anyone who has the alarm bell as their ringtone. They should all die!
28. I too have seen every episode of “Hoarders.” Have you tried “My Strange Addiction”?
27. I also look like an idiot taking pictures.
26. Resisting petting service dogs is a serious problem of mine as well.
15. Jesus. We have so much in common. And yes, this tree IS a slut.
9. I swear I wouldn’t wear heels on a cross country flight.
8. I’m gay so it wouldn’t even matter
4. Question why so many girls post pictures of their hair on instagram.
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