30.
Because televisions shouldn't be covered in clay:
29.
Because no one wants to be insulted by an 8-year-old on SnapChat:
28.
Because you shouldn't have to live in fear:
27.
Because who gets stuck in a chair?!?!
26.
Because kids are the worst thing that has ever happened to the internet:
25.
Seriously, the worst:
24.
Because there isn't a difference between "duckface" and "kissyface":
23.
Because this sign is terrifying:
22.
Because it is devastating to see this happen to a bowl of cereal:
21.
For the sake of your couch:
20.
For the sake of your carpet:
19.
For the sake of your lawn:
18.
For the sake of your keyboard:
17.
For the sake of your kitchen:
16.
For the sake of your house:
15.
For the sake of your ATV:
14.
And most importantly, for the sake of your Doritos:
13.
Because someone will have to pick that up:
11.
Because no one should ever use a toilet as a Jacuzzi:
10.
Because your living room is not a beach:
9.
Because spaghetti sauce belongs in the bowl, not the floor:
8.
Because mattresses should be used only for sleeping:
7.
Because why is this gingerbread house on fire? Gingerbread houses SHOULD NOT be on fire:
6.
Because this should have never happened:
5.
Because your pets are in danger:
4.
Or maybe your pets are the danger:
3.
Because glass doors aren't that difficult to figure out:
2.
Because hoses aren't that hard to figure out either:
1.
Because they could grow up to be Carrot Top or Mike Tyson:
