This dude is not drunk. That's GHB kiddies. It hits in waves…

hmm is this even real hmm

messed up Matty

he had too much GHB

He sobered right up when that old guy was on the phone. He must have called the cops. He was walking straight then.

It was like watching the eternal fight between good and evil taking place in this body. His head was saying “Dude, let's just lay down for a second, it'll be cool. C'mon, just fucking lay down man” and his body is saying “FUCK THAT, haggrag we gunnuga go wrfpthh buy this some bruuushwashaga and then werruuungooo…I WANT PEANUTS..hharrrrrffak”

shoulda called police cant imagine he made it out of the parking lot before faceplanting [backwards no less] reminded me of Emily Rose from the backbend thing.

Yes, why do we have to listen to someone's horrible taste in music during this video? Mute, mute, mute. Also, my favorite part is when he backwards-faceplants right into the cappuccino machine.

Why didn't they just call the cops on him? He was messing up their store

he reminds me of a turtle

He's definitly on ether; not drunk.

wait how did he make it to the store in the first place..and wow i wish there had been audio….lol

He's not only drunk. There's some hard drugs involved there also for sure.

WHAT? How did he just suddenly stand up straight and walk right out the door??

Too long.

11 am on a Tuesday no less

stolen dailies reel from Zombieland

I was kinda happy for him when he made it out of the door.  “The Little Drunkard That Could”
*stumble stumble* *stumble stumble*