anybody else but me think she’s trying - poorly - to channel madonna’s store-bought british accent? i’d like to tie them both up in a 6x6 room and watch them fight to the death.  literally.

I literally wanna take a jackhammer to my temple while watching this.

It’s like when people say like a zillion times. I admit, I say like a lot… But literally, not like all the time. (see what I did there? haha!)

li-ter-ally
lit-trilly

Rachel Zoe is a celebrity stylist. I love the fashion but man is she stupid!

I ,lit-trilly, am starting to, like, hate the Bravo network for giving all those lit-trill wastes of space, like, those shows. It seems, like, the only thing you have to, like, do to get a show on that channel is, like, have a bit of money and be ,like, an attention whore….lit-trilly!

from Merriam-Webster’s 11th Collegiate Dictionary, 2003: lit-er-al-ly
Function:adverb
Date:1533 1 : in a literal sense or manner : ACTUALLY *took the remark literally* *was literally insane*
2 : in effect : VIRTUALLY *will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins* USAGE NOTE: Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis, but it often appears in contexts where no additional emphasis is necessary.
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I don’t know who Rachel Zoe is, but she sounds like an idiot. On the other hand, so are smarmy smartasses who take it upon themselves to correct people for using the word in a legitimate sense. And no, it doesn’t matter if the user intends to make a hyperbolic statement—that’s one way word definitions and whole languages evolve over time, Sparky.

she’s literately illiterate

This woman is like.. a complete disaster like i think im going to die. like literally going to fall on the floor and die.

Reminds me of Robin from How I Met Your Mother.

i literally think she meant to use figuratively sometimes.

Reminds me of David Cross’ rant on people using “literally” improperly. She did use it right a couple of times… I think. I was literally too annoyed to really pay attention.

Every time she says Literally. I die Watch the sho wonce and try not to strangle your self. You will lierally, want to die.

Who the f*** is Rachel Zoe?

I literally have no idea who Rachel Zoe is…literally

I figuratively just blow my brains out.