Pugs That Have Been Listening To Waaaaay Too Much Jewel

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I brush my teeth I put the cap back on. I know you hate it when I leave the light on.

I can’t even reach the switch. Fuck you. instagram.com

Same old story. Not much to say. Hearts are broken every day.

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I am literally so depressed that I am stuck in the middle of the pool on the raft because of Jewel.

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I called my momma, she was out for a walk. Consoled a cup of coffee but it didn’t wanna talk.

I AM TALKING TO COFFEE CUPS, PEOPLE. THIS IS ME SCREAMING FOR HELP. instagram.com

Oh yeah, also, I’m half alive but I’ve been mostly dead.

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In case you failed to notice. In case you failed to see. This is my heart bleeding before you. This is me down on my knees. AKA this is me binging on Jewel.

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Your foolish games are tearing me apart. Stop.

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Jewel. No. I can’t quit you.

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I am a pillow. Thanks Jewel.

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So. many. wet. towels. on. the. floor. I thought you didn’t do this anymore.

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Who will save your soul if you won’t save your own? Good question. I DON’T KNOW.

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My hands are small I know. But they’re not yours they are my own.

I don’t even have hands. instagram.com

You’d teach me of honest things, things that were daring, things that were clean. Things that knew what an honest dollar did mean.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! instagram.com

I got my eggs I got my pancakes too!! I got my maple syrup… everything but you.

WOMP WOMP. instagram.com

Ugh. Just picked up the paper. More bad news. More people being used. Typ.

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You took your coat off, stood in the rain. You’re always crazy like that. And now you’re also wet.

You can’t come inside until you’re dry. instagram.com

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