2.
Teen bible campers are losing their goddamn minds:
4.
Yacht-destroying ninjas are taking over:
5.
Hornets the SIZE OF YOUR HAND are killing people in China. Seriously:
6.
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger have released their first musical collaboration:
Which made these horrifying face swaps happen:
7.
A man was FINED FOR LISTENING TO CELINE DION:
8.
There is a street called YOLO:
9.
This headline happened:
10.
These shoes were actually really invented:
11.
HIPSTERS. RACCOON. INSTAGRAM. NOOOO:
12.
Tweens are chopping off ponytails:
13.
TBH, the youths of America are done:
14.
A woman is talking to shoes:
16.
Oh God, these tattoos:
17.
People are basically brainless:
18.
WHERE HAVE ALL THEIR BRAINS GONE?!
20.
WHERE HAS THE INVENTOR OF TWISTER GONE?!
21.
DO PEOPLE EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL?!
22.
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHO NSYNC IS?!
23.
NOT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS. PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY CHICKEN NUGGETS.
26.
WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?! WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN?!
27.
Wait. These shirts are being manufactured and sold. PEOPLE ARE BUYING THESE SHIRTS.
28.
WHAT ELSE? Well, 50 Shades of Grey is considered a classic now:
29.
This fish was caught. IT CAN WALK ON LAND. LAND ISN'T EVEN SAFE ANYMORE.
30.
Lastly, and most importantly, cell phones are falling on babies. ON OUR LITTLE ONES!
But maybe not all hope is lost... maybe there is some hope in the kids of today:
