shocked that 'Poppycock' didn't make the #1 spot on this list, let alone inclusion at all. “Poppycock… amazing glaze!!” that is their slogan on the packaging! LOL. biggest marketing fail of all time.

this list may be funny, but it is a fail. most of the stuff here is foreign and unintentionally perverted. or “offensive”. there are other products (like “schweddy balls”, neuro orgasm water, etc…) that were intentionally named to make people snicker like prepubescent kids.
The list compiled here was probably made by a 13 year old boy who can laugh at anything thats remotely related to dicks, vaginas, sex, etc…

They need to get after Rick Santorum. Why the hell would a guy admit to being named after assfroth?

I didn't know Bed Head became a euphemism. Bed Head is supposed to be a name for fucked up slept on hair, and it's a hair product. Since when is that an “offensive” term? You kids have to turn everything pervy dontcha?

There's also a product called My Dadz Nutz.

Pirate's Booty is delicious, actually.

You left off Sorectum

Is it possible that the American Family Association is just a group of trolls?

Retardex. Preferred by window lickers.

Why did you bring up #9!?! That just brings up bad memories. My grandmother is Swedish, and when I was younger and at her house, she always made me eat crispbread “just like what I ate when I was your age!” It tastes like cardboard. And has the texture of cardboard.

You forgot “Anal Beads Toaster Pastries”.