Prison Beauty Pageant
Every year in September the Good Shepherd Prison in Columbia holds a beauty pageant for it’s female inmates. This year’s contest pitted a drug smuggler, a robber, and a Marxist guerrilla against each other. The pageant was won by Miss Yuri Uribes who is serving five years for drug trafficking. She was arrested trying to board a plane with half a kilo of heroin in her stomach. Her jeweled top and a slit skirt are said to have given her the edge over the other contestants. Sounds like one classy broad.
