1. Hail Holy Queen. The great mother, Mary. And Jesus himself. Ben Cohen is real!!!
2. Set to come out in 2014, or later this year (I haven’t bought a calendar since I was a tween at a mall so I’m not sure how these things work), the calendar features rugby player Ben Cohen in various compromising and hot positions.
3. First off, and most importantly, there is VPL.
VPL = visible penis line. C’mon, people. If you didn’t know that by now, you might as well leave. LEAVE!
6. The thing that makes this calendar so special is that Ben Cohen is really, really hot.
7. The coolest part about this calendar is that Ben Cohen’s half naked throughout most of it.
8. What makes this calendar even more special is that Ben happens to be really good at posing whilst half-naked.
12. Besides his biceps, face, and chest…the true star of the Ben Cohen calendar is his torso.
13. It, the torso, is just really good at being there and in the moment. It’s also good at looking casual and good.
14. There is this one part in the locker room when everything gets pretty crazy.
FYI, you can order the calendar here.