25. Mixed in with some bags of chips.
24. Protecting cookies that have been there for who knows how long.
23. Judging your late-night purchases.
22. On top of a box of Sour Patch Kids.
21. Staring at you from within a refrigerator.
20. Beside the M&M's.
19. Chilling with some soda.
18. Behind bottles of apple juice.
17. In one of the little clear candy boxes.
16. In one of the big clear candy boxes.
15. Beneath the 5-Hour Energy.
14. Poking out from some cookies.
13. On top of the cash register.
12. Sitting suspiciously in an aisle.
11. Guarding the door.
10. Peeking out from some dark abyss.
9. In a box of Oreos.
8. Guarding the ice cream.
7. Next to the cheap wine.
6. Begging for a belly rub.
5. Preparing to scare the shit out of you.
4. With the pastries that are probably like nine years old.
3. Asleep on a metal shelf.
2. Asleep in the middle of the floor.
1. Basically sleeping everywhere.
Note: This post is dedicated to two great bodega cats, Monty and Tank. May your memory live on with this post.
