1. The woman who didn’t notice a pack of rabid raccoons as she Instagrammed a sunset.
2. The man who was charged with 142 felonies because he couldn’t stop taking selfies.
3. The daycare worker who compared a little kid to Mater from Cars.
6. Anyone who posts pictures of their new credit cards.
7. Freshly spray-tanned moms that are still breastfeeding.
8. Anyone who dangles babies off of balconies.
12. Anyone who thought NPH was Paul Walker.
13. Anyone who takes selfies when a building is burning down behind them.
14. Anyone who ever felt alone in a crowded room that was actually a large field overlooking a ton of houses.
15. The teens who bought $120 worth of Carl’s Jr. with stolen money and then took a picture of it.
16. The Subway worker who TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS ON A PIECE OF BREAD.
17. The couple that couldn’t resist taking pictures of a steak dinner with a side of mac ‘n’ cheese.
18. The guy who stole part of Paul Walker’s car at a stoplight.
20. The girl side-eyeing the “White House.”
21. Fitness accounts that can’t spell muscles.
22. This girl who almost Photoshopped this pic correctly.
23. This guy’s hand.
I think that’s what that is?
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›