1. The woman who didn’t notice a pack of rabid raccoons as she Instagrammed a sunset.
2. The man who was charged with 142 felonies because he couldn’t stop taking selfies.
13. Anyone who takes selfies when a building is burning down behind them.
14. Anyone who ever felt alone in a crowded room that was actually a large field overlooking a ton of houses.
15. The teens who bought $120 worth of Carl’s Jr. with stolen money and then took a picture of it.
16. The Subway worker who TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS ON A PIECE OF BREAD.
17. The couple that couldn’t resist taking pictures of a steak dinner with a side of mac ‘n’ cheese.