Background: Taylor Swift is now officially the ambassador of New York City. What this means? I don't know. But it's wrong. These people are much better.
1. That Asshole Who Has A Cat On His Head
2. Leonardo DiCaprio on a CitiBike
3. Dr. Zizmor
4. The Woman Who Had Her Skin Miraculously Cleared Up By Dr. Zizmor Approximately 25 Years Ago
5. The "Big Baby" Of Times Square
6. That Guy That's Been Dancing Around In A Thong In The Union Square Subway Station
7. That Guy Who's Looking For A Girlfriend
8. The Rainbow Bearded Queen
9. That Guy Who Sits In Washington Square Park Covered In Pigeons
10. "Robert Darling"
11. That Guy Who Plays Street Golf With Milk Cartons
12. Yolanda Vega
13. The Lady That Walks Chickens
14. The East River Piano
15. The Guy Who Wears A Horse Head Mask And Plays The Accordion
16. This Dog Dressed As Teddy Roosvelt On A Horse
17. The Couple From The Grand Prospect Park Commercial
18. The 1-800-ENGLISH Girl
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20. Pat Kiernan
21. Mr. G and Jimmy McMillan
22. The Central Park Big Bird
23. The Ghost Of The NYU Time Keeper
24. Uncle Majic
25. All of the black squirrels
26. Produce Pete
27. Roscoe The Bedbug Dog
28. Wendell The Garbage Man
