this was expected.

I am legit crying right now, like literally. But I really think that 2012 is going to be my Herbest year so far, you guys.

I suspect their marriage was for PR anyway. His remake of “Arthur” bombed at the box office so she dropped him like the dud he is.

Oh. No. Another celebrity couple is getting a divorce. I am SOOOO surprised by this. How could anyone live with either of those two, anyway??

If you care you are an idiot. no matter what.

These lowest common denominators are not even crying, they're “literally crying”. Which in their stupid world means figuratively. This is not an excuse, they should all be shot in the face.

I knew she'd figure out he was too weird for her…

#DILLIGAF

GENTLEMEN THIS IS OUR F**KING CHANCE.

For the people who are stupid enough to believe any of these people are “actually” crying, they are not, just like when I type LOL I'm not actually LOLing.

Each one of these dimwits who insists on saying “literally crying” needs to be smacked. OK, they're crying because they have no sense of perspective on life but at least use proper grammar. Like, literally.

@bob builder, the Hilarious :D

Maybe if we take away the right for heterosexuals to marry, they will appreciate marriage more.

They were the married equivalent of “African Child”

I'm going to try to work “herbest” into at least one sentence this week.

why screen shots? you can embed tweets in your blog by clicking 'embed tweet' on the tweet pages on twitter.com - try it that way i can rt/favorite/etc :) thanks!

What a bunch of idiots…