I’d be pretty pissed off at my dad too. Just saying.

in that first pic he looks like the kid from real genius

So he has a younger half-brother. Is that such a personal tragedy for him?  Is that such a grave offense to his mother? He’s being a weepy mamma’s boy. Get a grip, man. Likewise with Lindsay Lohan’s brother. These guys are just being wimpy. Support the patriarchal name-inheritance tradition. Don’t kiss up to the radfems!

He’s always had his name on Twitter as Patrick Shriver. Way before the scandal.

Patrick’s grandfather, Sargent Shriver was a much better man than Arnie, so he is making a good choice IMHO.

My dad had two daughters outside of marriage. I can relate to changing last names…

He’ll have a lot harder time changing his face, considering he looks like a freakin’ mini-Arnold. And by that, I mean, he’s hot.

so much for his modeling career boost

Yeah Patrick, you just want to quit and be normal.. That’s why your making a big deal by changing your name and crying over twitter. If you actually wanted to be normal you would just keep your mouth shut and the world would continue not knowing who the F**k you even are. Celebrity family members = media whores.

In more serious commentary, Maria Shiver is hot and smart. Arnold is an idiot for cheating on her. Traded down, he did.

Ohhh shitttt. Shit just got real

Shoot — did not mean to hit win.

At least he’ll have an easier time spelling his name now.