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Paris Hilton's New Song, “Drunk Text”

“I went out the other night, to, you know, dance with my bitches.” That's the first line. Gold star to everyone that makes it through the whole thing. posted

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk Text"
Matt Stopera
Video available at: http://vimeo.com/37363367.

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  • She's the skankiest hoe :|

    Pink Panda
    2 months ago
  • ionicwalrus   Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... and thinks it’s Fail & Trashy  about 2 months ago
  • maureenr thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • polychronopolispaulp   Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... and thinks it’s Ew & Fail  about 2 months ago
  • reimykp thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF  about 2 months ago
  • courtneyk6 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy, Fail & WTF  about 2 months ago
  • melindax thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • Alice M.   Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... and thinks it’s Fail, Trashy & Ew  about 2 months ago
  • filippoc thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF, OMGFail & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • heidie4 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • menegotchi thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • audreannap thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy, WTF & Fail  about 2 months ago
  • eleanorb thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is LOL & Trashy  about 2 months ago
  • R.T. Firefly thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • It said the video no longer exists. So I re-watched this. Pretty much the same right?

    rachel707
    2 months ago
  • benedikb thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is OMG  about 2 months ago
  • tiki253 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • Its Paris Hilton covering a Manufactured Superstars song. Isn't that ironic, a manufactured superstar covering a Manufactured Superstars song….makes me want to vomit twice.

    Johnnyyuma3203
    2 months ago
  • Johnnyyuma3203 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy, WTF & Fail  about 2 months ago
  • emmab2 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • kipribley thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Ace, LOL & WTF  about 2 months ago
  • schmoo thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy, Fail & LOL  about 2 months ago
  • MY EARS!

    Murphytheyeti
    2 months ago
  • kristinah3   Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T...  about 2 months ago
  • Ella Tomine thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF, Trashy & Fail  about 2 months ago
  • davidg40 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • idkwhattosay thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • Spooky thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • noodl33333 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF  about 2 months ago
  • BULLSHIT Ro Deschanel just came out with 'drunk txt'

    wakaiba
    2 months ago
  • jessicar28 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Geeky, WTF & Fail  about 2 months ago
  • nicodemooo thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • deimychavezo thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Ew  about 2 months ago
  • Fyre thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF  about 2 months ago
  • cjd28 thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 2 months ago
  • your mom thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF, Fail & OMG  about 2 months ago
  • How can you call this a song.
    He take the words sex and adds text to it, its called sexting…good lord. Thank you Buzzfeed for making me loose my sanity one bad song at a time. First it was that ICP guy singing MJ and now this omg!  Yeah sat through the whole thing because, F* me, thats why.

    Roque V.
    2 months ago
  • emmb thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is OMG  about 2 months ago
  • LoL. I'm not listening to this just yet, maybe never, and I'm ok with that.

    angelaw6
    2 months ago
  • wait… what?

    cornflowerblue
    2 months ago
  • Mom thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is LOL  about 2 months ago
  • spaceface   Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... and thinks it’s LOL  about 2 months ago
  • I tried, but I got about a minute into it and my eyes and ears started to bleed, I think I also have testicular cancer now. Also my fish died… Thanks Paris, he was an awesome fish.

    RobAwesome
    2 months ago
  • nope, couldn't last a minute.

    lchen12345
    2 months ago
  • hello_emily thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy  about 2 months ago
  • This picture might be more hilarious than the song…

    liampaulalexanderh
    3 months ago
  • Calum thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • ryethebread thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • summerkindofgirl thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Fail  about 3 months ago
  • I watched the whole thing unfortunately and all I got was this gold star  (Matt, please provide me with the star as promised otherwise my post is meaningless!)

    Gordy G
    3 months ago
  • eyesofpercept thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is LOL & Fail  about 3 months ago
  •  

    It's Lea Luna, not Paris Hilton. The music video has Paris in it. That's it

    mattn12
    3 months ago
    fact-checker
  • Drunk text? That would mean she can spell. I don't think so.

    JazzyJess
    3 months ago
  • londonjade thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy  about 3 months ago
  • eduardol thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is Trashy  about 3 months ago
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  • Is this some kind of has-been entitled rich girl performance art?

    zombiebait
    3 months ago
  • Whitney Jefferson thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is OMFG, Fail & WTF  about 3 months ago
  • MyInvisibleSound thinks Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... is WTF  about 3 months ago
  • bmoviebadass   Paris Hilton's New Song, "Drunk T... and thinks it’s Trashy & Fail  about 3 months ago
  • It coulda been way worse. Also, glad to see spoken word is coming back.

    Spaghetty Irish
    3 months ago
  • this seems like something someone would make as a parody, to be funny…but sadly she was serious, still funny either way

    estellel
    3 months ago
  • i feel like this should go a long with the previous psycho girl texts post…

    Ashley D
    3 months ago
  • This is about as good as my poo.

    Disillusioned Youth
    3 months ago
  • I feel sorry for her. She really thinks that was good & it was terrible. After the last “music” video she made bombed, you'd think she'd get a clue. Its pathetic

    RedzSM
    3 months ago

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