Broken hearted? Maybe you’ll like something over here instead?
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I really enjoyed that “How Tall Is Oprah” was in Google Trends for several days—it’s like America wanted to make excuses for Oprah. “Yeah, she’s 200 pounds, but she’s also 6’5! That’s totally normal.” She is 5’6. It is not. I feel bad for her.