I can't decide between a “I whip my babies back and forth” joke, or a “sterilize the room, sterilize the clothes, sterilize the woman” joke. This really brings out the artist in me.

I haven't heard about her in ages! She obviously just wanted back into the lime light.

i wonder if she whips her babies too?

Dear god I hope that isn't her own house. That is a whole new level of wrong.

If ever in your life you did anything to TRULY deserve a beating, a real holy-shit-my-life-is-flashing-before-my-eyes kind of epic beatdown…this is it Matt. I feel a burning sensation somewhere around my sternum and it is the rage I have at you for posting this. Or maybe it's the marinara sauce. I dunno. I need an Alka-Seltzer. And you suck, Matt! :-P

Jesus… I hope she (or someone) sanitizes all the kids toys. eesh.

That dude's Tony Danza tattoo is pretty fuckin' spectacular.

Is that Tony Danza?

I am 12 and wtf is this ?