
Source: news.scotsman.com
Socrates has a new buddy named Mr. Bumbles. Bumbles used to eat 2 bacon sandwiches a day but is now on a strict dietary regime involving long walks, vegetables, and fruit. Like Socrates, Bumbles has to lose nearly half his body weight. You can do it!
Don't let him follow Kirsty's diet plan
kinda sad dontcha think??
The only bacon I ever had in the UK was BOILED. No matter how gross you might imagine that to be, I assure you that your mental image pales beside the grey, wet, limp, steaming reality. I doubt even a skunk would eat bacon cooked like that.
Why are we discouraging this behavior?
It's not enough we have to make ourselves fat, we have to include other animals?
who knew skunks were cute?
It's not just a bacon sandwich: it's bacon on a roll slathered with pure butter. I've experienced the phenomenon in the English countryside and it's hard to resist.
So cute. I need him.
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