‘Name My Baby’ Auction
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Lavonne Drummond, a single mother of 6 (soon to be 7) kids in Arkansas is auctioning off naming rights to her unborn baby boy. She says, “I have no job or anny source of income so my sister pays for my rent, my phone bill, water bill, gas bill, ALL MY BILLS. And our car is on the last leg of its life.” So BuzzFeed, what would you name this baby. The auction says “You can name him annything like after a loved one, a departed one, or any great boy name!”
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if she has no source of income WHY IS SHE HAVING MORE BABIES???
I'd name the kid Unlucky cos his life is f*****
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Name the baby SCAM…. excellent company to deal with!! this is my 7th purchase from them!! A++++++ Seller: cybernaut34 ( 2035) Mar-19-08 06:22
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best company to deal with!! this is my 6th purchase from this company. A+++++ Seller: 43namal ( 2265) Mar-19-08 06:19
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3rd timeshare bought from this seller. very best company to buy from!!! A++++++ Seller: endlesshorizon34 ( 776) Mar-13-08 14:51
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2nd time with this seller and he is top notch. thanks for the great timeshare!! Seller: endlesshorizon34 ( 776) Mar-13-08 14:50
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best company to buy timeshares from. very fast and easy to deal with A++++++++ Seller: qualityvacations ( 1256) Mar-13-08 14:49
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recieved contract within 24 hrs. and so far everything is going great. A++++++ Seller: cybernaut303 ( 1761) Feb-28-08 09:13
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recieved contract within 24 hrs. and so far everything is going great. A++++++ Seller: endlesshorizon34 ( 776) Feb-28-08 09:12
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This was news ten years ago when eBay was still relevant.
- Daryl F thinks 'Name My Baby' Auction is Trashy
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FOX did not do its investigative procedure as usual. Her stories on ebay add up to a fraud. In college but can not spell. Husband is in Navy but not being paid. Kids old enough to babysit younger ones. Wanting a new car. Previous feedback on ebay shows buying timeshares.
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Maybe they could give him traditional African name like OJ? (Thanks for the tip, Bruno!)
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Name him Ballsactorum Scotumly Whiterash, IV.
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I would name the kid Bobby Tables.
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Phuc, its a Vietnamese name.
- JKSxo thinks 'Name My Baby' Auction is WTF
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I'm pretty sure /b/ is going to have a ball with this one.
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Fifty cents!
and the name I choose is:
GRRACTCHNOURGLUB.
(Grach, for short)
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Let's name him Matthew after you:)
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Plaxico.
Oh, wait, that's actually taken.
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How about the Raybestos Nationwide Auto Parts Target Wrigley's Ford?
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The bid is already up to $2,600. Yeah, let's reward her for being irresponsible. Hopefully the winning bidder picks the most awful name ever. Dickwhore or something.
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She REFUSES to Share Proof of Her Pregnancy With Bidders
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i would have to say “Anus” would be a great name!
don't you think?
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Birth Control.
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“SOB” or “Get-Your-Tubes-Tied-If-You-Can't-Afford-Another-Baby”…WTFDYHAK?… However, I would settle for Spaghetti Cat.
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how about “poor planning”
pp for short
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Why the hell is this woman STILL squirting out babies? Doesn't she know how to keep her legs together? What a selfish twunt.
