I think Animal Planet should really consider hiring all the people interviewed in this newscast. They are true animal geniuses.

That’s the American Way! If you don’t recognize it, then By God, kill it!

I thought I went to buzzfeed.com not a rodent site

I wish I could do that to people, just shoot them because I don’t know who they are.

Jesus, Kentucky, you guys are waaay out of range for the chupacabra! South America up through Texas (occasionally Oklahoma). But hey, geography is the *least* of the problems here.

Brazilian raccoon

Wait, people still believe in the Chupacabra? I should go back to believing in the boogeyman… and the government.

1. Shoot Cat
2. Shave Cat
3. ?????
4. Profit!

The Jersey Devil was on a vay-cay?

aww cute little chupy-chupy :P

Am I weird that I think this little critter is cute? I feel bad that it was shot for no reason.

Thats not the chupacabra, if thats what you’re thinking..

I feel bad for the little fella. When will people understand that there is no such thing as a chupacabra?!?! It’s like the hunt for a leprechaun. It doesn’t exist!

Creepy good post Matt.

My state makes it onto Buzzfeed for people fighting over lawnmowers/cutting beards and for this. Fms.

This happens so often you would think we’d be familiar with mange by now.

but did we really need that nasty closeup photo?

Now that I know what a raccoon looks like without fur… I don’t find them anywhere near as cute as I used to.