1. Justin Bieber fans are a special and terrifying breed of teens.
2. They force themself to vomit in his honor...
3. ...sketch his little bucket head...
4. ...and know lit'rally every God forsaken detail about his birth.
5. They bottle his possible breath...
6. ...spend shitloads of money on plastic surgery to kind of not really look like him...
7. ...and tell themselves lies to make them feel better about themselves.
#IfYouAreSingle on Valentines day. Don't worry. God is probably looking at you now thinking "I'm saving this one for Justin Bieber."
8. Then there are the Beliebers with their own personal vendetta against Anne Frank.
9. ...
10. They worship his ground...
11. .. cut off the ponytails of those who don't believe...
THIS GIRL IN FRONT OF ME IN MATH CALLED JUSTIN GAY SO I CUT HER HAIR OFF NOW IM SUSPENDED HAHA IT'S WORTH IT
12. ...and give every body part a random name.
13. There's also Cassie, an honest girl just trying to make a little fanfic...
14. ...a mom who got a tramp stamp for concert tickets...
15. ...and the most delusional of them all, Amanda Bieber.
16. The delusion is real for a lot of these people. Like the person who sent a letter to the Santa at Macy's asking for a small vile of semen...
17. ...this person who CARVED HIS NAME INTO THEIR ARM...
18. And all of these insane Bieber Twitter accounts.
19. Like the bieberINmyVag Twitter account...
20. ...and the Bieber's Butthole Twitter account.
21. You may be thinking that Justin Bieber fans are insane. But they're not all that bad! Like this fan, who Photoshopped his body onto some rando fat guy and said they would love him forever. That's nice! How endearing!
I SWEAR TO GOD. I WOULD STILL LOVE HIM. I SWEAR @justinbieber
22. I will say this, though. The only thing they need to stop doing is saying swaggy...
23. ...and stop with the whole inanimate object thing...
24. ...and never again. NEVER AGAIN.
