I NAME YOU FALSE PROPHET MATT STOPERA!!

cruel

You are a dead man. I will kill you in 20 ways, rip your spine out and ejaculate up your empty spinal column. I will do things to you that will make you unable to sleep at the thought of. I don’t care about Internet-threat repercussions at this point. YOU HAVE EARNED MY IRE. I will find you, and I will make you die slowly and painfully. The only thing I regret is that no matter what I do to your dying corpse, it cannot make up for the pain that you have caused me with this post. Know that I am not the only one. Only Mila can fix this now. She knows what she must do if she wants to stop the inevitable bloodshed.

I fucking love the internet. <3

improperly punctuated. should say: Mila Kunis Nude Pictures.
Leak.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

but actually guys in that one movie u see her tits for a sec, forgetting sarah marshal , yea that one

There may or may not be a contract out on you…I was too angry to actually remember what I did. All I know is I was yelling something at a Bulgarian circus clown, and he winked and tipped his cap after an especially spit filled rant about this post.  So, at least you know what you’re looking for…he’s unmistakable—skinny pants, silly 1980’s sunglasses, an ill-fitting western style shirt, and a vest. He should stick out like a sore thumb…

and to think I stopped watching tupac meets sesame street for this , u bastard

This is just wrong. This is like telling starving African children there is free food for all of them then showing them a picture of a fat american eating a cheeseburger and saying just kidding.

I was so much more excited about this than Scarlett…

How about not contribute to unethical distribution of someone’s private messages? This is a violation of her privacy and the hacker should go to prison. Modern day peeping tom.

i just cancelled all my plans for the next few days because of this link, but now i hate you

You, sir, are a dick.