I'd bet my life savings he gets caught cheating with a dude if his wife gets elected.

I'm SO excited for the rest of the country to understand how magically, horrifically insane Michele Bachmann and her husband are. He holds seminars around the country on “curing” gay people. She once made a video address to her constituents saying that Americans must combat “evil,” and then spending the entire rest of the time talking about gay people. Now she's building up political steam, it'll be amazing to see it all blow up in her face.

He'll suck that gay right out of your cock!

Study: homophobic men are more sexually aroused by gay porn than non-homophobic men. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8772014 And everyone keeps wondering why the homophobes spend so much more time than the rest of us obsessing about gay sex. Give it up, Marcus.

I guess they really are compatible. Oh, and gay voice.

Obviously he just hasn't met the right man yet. If he wasn't so icky…

Serious gay voice going on there.

Educated. For example, the Bachmanns could teach gays some history…

(Gaydar goes into the red, then explodes.)

He's got a serious case of gay voice.

Please Lord, give us this one in the general election! We'll all go to church. Won't we, gang!

Don't you mean Bauchus Marcman?

these people are from another fucking planet

considering “barbarian” is originally a concept from ancient Greece…

What is best in life? Marcus the Barbarian: To educate homosexuals, see them being dragged behind your truck and to hear the lamentation of their partners.

Repugnant

I like him so much better for First Dude than Todd Palin.

At first I was like, “nice, they have a gay man who speaking about nutjobs who are against gay people” then I realized he is the nut job and it just deepens my belief that the most homophobic/bio phobic people on this earth are usually queer in some way. Queer being an umbrella term for people in the LGBT community to those who don't know!