Celery contains androsterone, a hormone naturally produced in males that stimulates sexual arousal in females…

She eats lots of celery because she is compensating for a significant other's deficiencies. If ya know what I mean.

wow. informative post.

Weird. Just as I read this it was the “Moment of Zen” on The Daily Show.

I heard that if you eat celerey your cum will taste sweeter… so, I bet she eats so alot of it is because when Michelle puts her dick in her manwifes mouth and shoots her wad, he doesn't complain about it tasting fishy….

I bet she actually really HATES celery. You know, like that thing her husband does where he lies about hating gays and not being one.

Celery is a known remedy for migraines. Just sayin'.

Now I found ANOTHER reason to hate this bitch. Spinach is where it's at motherf****r!