Matthew McConaughey And Horizontal Vaginas
In an interview with Elle magazine, Matthew McConaughey opens up about his sex life. He admits, “From checking out Playboy I always thought- jeezum, we still don't have a better word for it than vagina, do we? - I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time.” I can't decide what's worse: Matthew McConaughey using the word jeezum, or the whole east-west-horizontal-VJ thing.
