Seriously?

Hey, they’re better than I expected them to be. I imagined Sunkissed Honeyblossom Kittens and Fresh Prince Handsomepants.

Abbottabad and Winslet.

She was trying real hard.

Great! In a couple of years, they can have playdates with my kids, Serbian and Hayworth.

Moroccan Cannon? Sounds like a wicked strain of weed.

Hey guys you’re being presumptuous, she could have named her daughter after our 5th president James Monroe and his Monroe Doctrine.

Moroccan Cannon better grow up to be some sort of major league pitcher with that kind of name.

Luckily for them, they’ll never have to set foot in a public school.

The boy, if they decide to call him by a nickname (Rocco, for example), could work. I just don’t understand why they called him Moroccan instead of Morocco. Plus, poor boy was named after the top level of his mom’s NYC apt. Really?
Monroe for a girl is just plain weird.
Oh, and giving the boy a middle name (Scott) and not the girl one because her mom doesn’t have one? Dumb.

If by twins, you mean her kids, then well, they’re not the stupidest names a celebrity has given a kid (Nic Cage, Jason Lee: I’m talking to you. Kal-El Cage? Pilot Inspektor Lee? Really?!?). But if by ‘twins’ you mean her, well, um, well, ‘twins’, then that’s between her and her son husband, Nick Cannon.

I’d go with Madagascar and Hepburn.

my kids: icelandic and streep

So…Moroccan Cannon?

I’d have gone with Mo’lockin and Mo’poppin.