“I've gotta make it through two days in the wilderness… with Hollywood movie star Jake Gyllenhaal. I just hope I don't kill him first.”

Well, my testicles have gotten noticeably smaller after watching this.

I can now fantasize about Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal double-teaming me in the wild, better drink my own piss.

Fuck the haters, Bear Grylls is one major bad ass.

Wish there was a meh button.