Man Tries To Make A Baby With A Horse, Obviously Fails

Dear God.

1. Introducing Andrew Mendoza.

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Andrew was arrested in Texas for having sex with a horse. That’s bad and all, but this account is far more horrifying.

Here’s what he told the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office:

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“I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

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In case you missed it…

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The end. Bye humanity!

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(Via The Smoking Gun)

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