Man Tries To Make A Baby With A Horse, Obviously Fails
Dear God.
1. Introducing Andrew Mendoza.
Andrew was arrested in Texas for having sex with a horse. That’s bad and all, but this account is far more horrifying.
Here’s what he told the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office:
“I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”
In case you missed it…
The end. Bye humanity!
(Via The Smoking Gun)
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Xerdo Pwerko 3 months agoMaking fun of a mentally challenged individual with serious sexual education issues is alright if it is a male. “Off the dating pool,” said some enlightened femme up in the comments. As if his only redeeming function was to be “dated”. Also, making fun of a dead person, who hanged himself in jail. Out of shame for his actions. Heee-larious.
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southparkrox 3 months agoMy favorite line was “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse.”
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anditisliz0413 3 months agoWhere the fuck do people like this come from? Makes me so sad to be alive in this world..
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FlickMontana 3 months agoLook, I’m from Florida, and while it’s true that many authors have made multi-decade livings writing about crazy Florida, I’ll thank you not to mix us up with those other, big-state assholes. Oh what am I saying? I’ve had my left blinker going for 15 years.
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Andy 3 months ago
Last year there was that shooting at the cinema in Colorado. A guy in California is killing cops. A guy in Connecticut killed a bunch of kids at Sandy Hook. Then there is this: I feel very sorry for that poor horse, but I don’t think it’s really that fair to use this as an opportunity to bash Texas.
Compared to all of the messed up stuff going on in other places, I can live with one guy fucking a horse in Texas. Who knows, maybe the horse didn’t mind so much. Horses are not unable to defend themselves.
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