seriously, and there is a war on MARIJUANA?!?!?

How does one get high on bath salts?

the goat was probably asking for it

Yea, yea it was the bath salts, they make everyone wear bras and panties and search for a goat to sacrifice. Yea thats it, the salts and not actually something he would do otherwise. Hummm…

Um, was the goat, how to put it…… stabbed by this gentleman? It's not clear from the report.

and goats are so damn cute too…..

Someone corrected the headline…
Thanks.
Now my world makes sense again.

Judging by his face, he's on more than bath salts. He's been tweaking hard on meth, look at all of the pick marks on his face.

Unless the headline has been changed since you guys commented, it is grammatically correct and does not actually imply that the goat is wearing a bra and panties. Nice try, would-be grammar Nazis.

Hunter S Thompsons long lost son.

and what the goat was doing wearing a bra and panties is beyond me.

West Virginia. Of course.

I thought that was a banana peel on his head.

high on bath salts and killed a little kids goat. What a stupid fucking dick.

Wait just a minute! The headline claims the goat was wearing the bra and panties.
I demand a refund!