Because Paris Hilton wasn't enough? This certainly isn't winning…

Turn it DOWN.

The one time auto tune would have helped…C'MON MUSIC INDUSTRY!

Why is can't she just be satisfied with just being pretty and owning her stores with her sisters?

ouch

I always wondered what it would feel like to have an ice pick jammed into my ears to the point of it rupturing my eardrums…after hearing this, I'm not curios anymore!

I'm sitting here thinking who in the world would slow roast a dog's asshole and serve it to us on buzzfeed

She singing now? One just has to be famous to get a record deal anymore :( Just sounds like she's talking to some music. Grrr.

This sounds like a high school sophomore song. took 25 minutes to make this, max.

she sounds really, really bored.

….no….

Ew. Her voice is so nasally.

I LOVE THIS <3

Everybody thinks they can sing just because they're a celebrity—

How is this any worse than a lot of other stuff you'll hear on Top 40 radio stations? I dislike this as much as most other Top 40 music.  Now back to my Tom Waits albums…

is she saying “Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me up, yack yack yack”? Cuz that actually makes sense.

Make it stop, make it stop, make it stop, make it stop, DJ

Mostly sounds bored. Parody of herself.